If you're not faking your own hate crime, you're not really committed to #RESISTing Trump

Resisting Trump used to be so simple.

All you had to do was fashion yourself a shank, join your local Antifa chapter, and try to stab anyone who votes Republican.

Antifa: heroically hiding behind masks and throwing scrawny-armed punches at everyone who doesn't preach the gospel of the Goddess Hillary Rodham.

Alas, those days are long gone.

Today, you need to be more extreme than ever if you want your anti-Trump screeches to be heard. Enter: Jussie Smollett and the Hate Crime Factory.

Jussie Smollett Empire actor Jussie Smollett is a perfect example of the shining hero we all need to strive to be.

Instead of making his anti-Trump sentiments heard via lame, soyboy ideas like “voting” or “peaceful protests” (what kind of pussy shit is that?), he decided to do what any real man would do:

He paid two jacked Nigerian brothers to beat him up, douse him with bleach, and tie a rope around his neck - and then walked into a police station, claiming two white Trump supporters tried to lynch him.

Some would call that insanity.

But in the world of social justice activism, we call that being woke.